English spellings

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Use in English
Alphabetical word list
Retroalphabetical list
Common misspellings

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English is famous, even notorious, for its varied spellings. This can be seen at its most extravagant in the field of proper names—for example, simply adding an 'h' to 'Maria' to make it rhyme with 'pariah', or calling oneself 'Cholmondeley Featherstonehaugh', pronounced 'Chumley Fanshaw'. On a more prosaic level, however, there are dangers. An example of a common misspelling is 'disasterous' for 'disastrous', retaining the 'e' of 'disaster'. And conversely, words may not turn out to have the pronunciation they appear to have: 'do' and 'to' you might expect to rhyme with 'go' and 'no', while 'seismic', instead of being 'seezmic' or 'sayzmic' or even 'sayizmic' is in fact 'size-mic'. The above grid (reproduced and explained below) provides links to three lists and a cluster of articles devoted to these things.

A few notes on how to read them: linguists conventionally signal an incorrect spelling by putting an asterisk before it, like *thiss, and here we also include accent marks to show stress and pronunciation, thús. A table of these (which are not part of the language) can be found at the end of this article; there is also an IPA key at English phonemes. Where there is more than one accent, the first is stressed, and the same is true after a hyphen, so in the respelling *Chŷ-kóffskỳ, it is 'kóff' that has the main stress. A sentence from the preceding paragraph can thus be rewritten as follows: An example of a common misspelling is *disāsterous for disāstrous, retaining the E of disāster. Respelling may be used to exemplify an incorrect spelling, or show a correct pronunciation, or a bit of both. Unlike the International Phonetic Alphabet, where there can only be one version per pronunciation, as there must be an unambiguous one-to-one correspondence, there can be many respellings, of course: if *disāsterous for disāstrous is a common mistake, we can also say that it may be pronounced *dizāstrus or *dizāstrous or *dizāstrəss (with 'ə', a special character – the only one used – for schwa); or we can contrast British English *dizàstrus with American *dizástrus.

Particular attention is given to homophones, words with the same pronunciation but different meanings. English is rich in homophones, many of which are also homonyms, having also the same spelling, as, for example, cán able, tin (the italicised words suggest meanings, in this case two); while homographs are words with the same spelling whose meanings are distinguished by different pronunciations. Examples of all these are grouped together here.

Also of special note are words that many writers incorrectly divide. ôver and dûe, for example, combine to form overdûe, without a space in the middle. Such examples are included with ‘one word’ alongside them: alongsîde one word.

An equals sign = is placed between homophones (in some cases the approximately equals sign ≈ is more appropriate). Homographs and other similar-looking words are included after 'cf.' (from Latin conferre, 'compare').

Some words from other languages, in most cases French, may sometimes appear in English with accents from those languages. Here, such spellings are shown using bold italics: touchè may be written with a French accent: touché *tooshây (note the different accents).

The apostrophe is an important part of spelling and so it is treated as a letter, with its own place at the end of the alphabet.

Fragments of words are in bold when correctly spelt: Ukrâine has -âine, not -âne.

Words in italics are used to suggest meanings, in the case of similar words. Words beginning with an initial capital may have no word in italics following, or the word person (or persons after more than one): these are names of people, either personal or family; and of course they can also have other uses, such as commercial or place names. Such words are included because they often contrast with the spellings of homophones: for example a bank clerk might be named Clàrk or Clàrke, but most probably not 'Clerk' (which is pronounced identically in BrE). Unusual spellings can be explained by regular ones: Cloúgh = Clúff. The spellings of personal names are, of course, decided by individuals; the fact that one is more likely to meet a man called Maurice Mórris than one called Mórris Maurice, both words and hence both names being pronounced the same in BrE (though Maurìce in AmE), is about as relevant as the fact that one is unlikely to meet a person called either.

Word lists

Two main varieties are distinguished: British English (BrE), that of the UK and much of the Commonwealth (see also Commonwealth English), and American English (AmE), that of the USA and Canada (without the cåught = cót merger that has occured in some parts of North America).

Unlike dictionaries, the lists include personal and place names for their own sake and for contrast.

	A	B	C	D	E	F	G	H	I	J	K	L	M	N	O	P	Q	R	S	T	U	V	W	X	Y	Z
Use in English
Alphabetical word list
Retroalphabetical list
Common misspellings

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In the navigation table above (reproduced at the top of the page) the cells in each row link as follows:

• Top row: alphabetical lists of of commonly misspelt and/or mispronounced words, alongside more regular words they may be confused with (words beginning with an apostrophe are here). Some incorrect spellings are also listed, signalled by an asterisk: *dispánd disbánd means that the word is 'disband'. (The third row is devoted entirely to misspellings and typos.)

• Second row: retroalphabetical lists, arranged alphabetically according to the final letter of the word and continuing backwards through it:

In the retroalphabetical lists the headword is on the right. In this way, suffixes and other word endings can be seen grouped together, just as prefixes can be seen in normal alphabetical order. So, instead of ádd båll coúsin, we have réplicA fláB plástiC; and so for mûsiC, see under -C, for mûsicaL, see under -L, for pàrticlE, see under -E, and so on.

Some suffixes are included separately; their pronunciation may or may not apply to following words.

Throughout, the apostrophe is treated as the last letter, after Z. (Words ending in an apostrophe are also here.)

For clarity, italic association words are to the left of the example word:

woman mâid = make mâde

Some incorrect spellings are listed retroalphabetically, in which case the misspelling goes on the right, just as in the alphabetical list: wêasel *wêasal

• Third row: common misspellings including typos (blue-linked for checking purposes), followed by the correct versions.

• Bottom row: articles on each letter and its use in English. There are similar articles on GH, the apostrophe and the hyphen.

Table of accents

These accents are intended to show the pronunciation while retaining the spelling: they are not part of the language. Those on i and y show the same sound; similarly with u, oo and w. Accented vowels are stressed (ỳ is normally unstressed, as in háppy). ā, not in the table, means that the sound is à in British English and á in American.

	Front vowels			Back vowels
	e	i	y	a	o	u	oo	w
The typical short sound, never occurring at the end of a word	pét	pít	crýpt	cát	dóg	nút
The typical long sound, corresponding to the names of the letters A, E, I, O and U	sêe	nîce	mŷ	nâme	nôse	rûle	toô	neŵ
The 'third' sound (ẁ- and qù- indicate the BrE ó sound of the following a, ẁad rhyming with qùad; òu and òw are diphthongs sounding like àù in àùtobahn: nòw has this sòund)	èight (= â)	machìne (= ê)	quaỳ water = kêỳ lock (= ê)	àre	òther (= ú)	fùll (= oò), qùantity (= w)	foòt	ẁant
The ër sound, as in ër, Î dôn’t thínk sô	përson	bïrd	mÿrtle	(ëarth)	wörd	pürr
The ŏr sound, as in thís ŏr thát (also used for cŏin and jŏy)		(cŏin)	(jŏy)	såw, åura	mŏre	(for some BrE speakers) sůre
The ãir sound, as in frésh ãir	(thére)	(ãir =	Ãyr)	stãre
Irregular (respelling needed)	sew (= sô)	meringue (*məráng)		because (*bikóz)	woman (*wùmən), women (*wímən)	business (*bízníss)

Example sentences

These sentences show how the accents may be used, for example, when teaching pronunciation. Words without accents are monosyllables with the schwa sound, a neutral grunt.

The usual short sound:

The gínger cát was jéalous of the bláck cát: howéver, the tábby was a véry dífferent mátter - the stúff of réveries, ín fáct.

The usual long sound:

Sây mŷ nâme thrêe tîmes with stŷle and Î’ll gô and fînd a tûne to plây for yoû.

The third sound:

Christìna Grèy shoùld (and dòes) lòve her mòther and fàther.

The ër sound:

But fïrst, Mÿrtle, fürther dïrty, ïrksome and distürbing wörk for the nürses.

The ŏr sound (sůre here is with British pronunciation = Shåw):

Sůre yoû ŏught to cråwl ón åll fŏurs, m’lŏrd?

Irregular, with respelling:

Many women? Any woman! (pronounced: *Ménny wímmin? Énny wùman!)

Double letters

The following alphabetical table shows examples of how letters can be doubled in English.

Double consonant letters before suffixes are used (as often elsewhere) to preserve short vowel sounds, as in flípped (not *flîped), rebélled (not *rebêled) and pégged (not *pêged, which if regular would in any case be pronounced *pêjed). Compare scrâped, past of scrâpe, and scrápped, from scráp. In the case of t, doubling it after an unstressed vowel and before a suffix may seem unnecessary, but in some cases it can be doubled before -ed: either tàrgeted or tàrgetted (but always commítted).

The sign # indicates a double letter that is rare in that position; capital-letter words indicate that the double letter in this position is only found in names. An asterisk (*) indicates a respelling to show pronunciation, and an equals sign (=) introduces a homophone.

letter	initial	medial	final	final + silent e
A	àardvark #	bazàar #	bàa #
B		ríbbon	ébb #	Crábbe (= cráb)
C		sóccer (*sócker), accépt (*əxépt)
D		hídden	ádd
E	êel	bêen	sêe
F	Ffoùlkes	éffort	óff	Clíffe (= clíff)
G		aggréssion (-g-), exággerate (-j-)	égg #	Légge (= lég)
H		hítchhike # (accidental)
I		skìíng #	Hawàìi #
J			hàjj # (also spelt hàdj)
K		púkka; boòkkeeper (accidental) #
L	llàma #	fílling	wéll	bélle beauty (= béll ring)
M		súmmer	Crámm (= crám)	grámme (= grám)
N		dínner	ínn # pub	Ánne (= Ánn)
O	oôze, oòmph #	foôd, foòt, flòod, BrE doŏr	toô	Loôe (= loô)
P		flípped		stéppe Asia # (= stép foot)
Q		Sadìqqi #
R		érror	pürr
S		méssy	lóss	crevásse
T		bétter	ẁatt	couchétte -sh-
U		vácuum # (*vákyoôm)
V		révved #
W		Lawwell # (accidental)
X		Éxxon ™ #	Bób B. Sóxx #
Y		Khayyàm #
Z		fízzy	búzz

Names of the letters

The names of the letters of the alphabet are rarely written out in English (a simple capital being the normal usage: "with a C, not a K") so that, unlike in many other languages, most of their spellings have a rather unofficial status. But they can be shown as follows, using real words where possible:

A: â (the indefinite article, when stressed), èh? what?

B: bê exist, bêe sting

C: occasionally cêe; sêe look, sêa ship

D: Dêe River, person

E: ê as in êmail, ê-mail

F: éff euphemism

G: gêe up, exclamation *jêe

H: âitch as in drópping your âitches

I: Î me, eŷe vision

J: jây bird

K: Kây person

L: él elevated railway (AmE)

M: ém dash

N: én dash

O: ôwe debt, ôh! exclamation

P: pêa pod, pêe urine, p pence (BrE)

Q: queûe line, cûe ball, prompt

R: àre be, BrE àh exclamation

S: occasionally éss

T: têa drink, têe golf, tì do-re-mi

U: yoû me, eŵe sheep

'V: Vêe' Bobby

W: "doúble you" (first syllable stressed, cf. vácûum, which has doúble Û)

X: éx- past

Y: whŷ reason (voiced w, as in BrE)

Z: BrE zéd, AmE zêe

The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité

This poem on pronunciation irregularities was first published in 1920. Accent marks and respellings have been added to show current British English pronunciation. To save space, lines have been combined. The unadorned poem, with an introduction, can be found here.

The Châós (*câyóss)

Dêarest crêature ín creâtion, Stúdying English [*Ínglish] pronunciâtion,

Î wíll têach yoû ín mŷ vërse, Sòunds lîke cŏrpse, cŏrps [*cŏr], hŏrse and wörse.

Î wíll kêep yoû, Sûsy, busy [*bízzy], Mâke yŏur héad wíth hêat grôw dízzy;

Têar ín eŷe, yŏur dréss yŏu'll téar; Quêer, fãir sêer (*sêe-er), hêar mŷ prãyer.

Prây, consôle yŏur lòving pôet,

Mâke mŷ côat loòk neŵ, dêar, sew (=sô) ít!

Júst compãre heàrt, hêar and hëard,

Dîes and dîet (*dîət), lŏrd and wörd.

Swŏrd (*sŏrd) and swård, retâin and Brítain

[Mînd the látter hòw ít's wrítten].

Mâde hás nót the sòund of báde,

Sây–said (*séd), pây–pâid, lâid but pláid.

Nòw Î sůrely wíll nót plâgue yoû

Wíth súch wörds as vâgue and âgûe,

Bút bê cãreful hòw yoû spêak,

Sây: gúsh, bùsh, steâk, strêak, breâk, blêak,

Prêvious, précious, fûchsia (*feŵsha), vîa,

Récipê, pîpe, stúdding-sâil, choîr (=quîre);

Wôven, óven, hòw and lôw,

Scrípt, recêipt (*rissêet), shoe (=shoô), pôem, tôe.

Sây, expécting fråud and tríckerỳ:

Dåughter (*dåwter), làughter (*làfter) ánd Terpsíchorê (*Terpsíckery),

Brànch, rànch, mêasles, tópsails, aîsles (*îles),

Míssîles, símilês, revîles.

Whôlly (=hôly), hólly, sígnal, sîgning (*sîning),

Sâme, exámining, but mîning,

Schólar (*scóllar), vícar, and cigàr,

Sôlar, mîca, wår and fàr.

From "desîre": desîrable - ádmirable from "admîre",

Lúmber, plúmber, biêr, but brîer,

Tópsham, broûgham (*breŵəm), renòwn, but knôwn,

Knówledge, dòne, lône, góne, nòne, tône,

Òne (=wòn), anémonê, Balmóral,

Kítchen, lîchen (=lîken), låundry, laurel (lórrel).

Gërtrude, Gërman (J-), wínd and wînd,

Beau (=Bô), kînd, kíndred, queûe, mankînd,

Tŏrtoise (*tŏrtus), türquŏise, chámois-léather (*shámwà-),

Rêading, Réading, hêathen, héather.

Thís phonétic lábyrínth

Gíves móss, grôss, broòk, brôoch, nînth, plínth.

Háve yoû éver yét endéavoured

To (=toô) pronòunce revêred and sévered,

Dêmon, lémon, ghoûl, fòul, sôul,

Pêter, pétrol and patrôl?

Bíllet dòes nót énd lîke bállèt (*bállây);

Boûquèt, ẁallet, mállet, chálèt.

Blòod and flòod are nót lîke foôd,

Nŏr ís môuld lîke shoùld and woùld (=woòd).

Bánquet ís nót nêarly pàrquèt,

Whích exáctly rhŷmes wíth khàkì. —not usually nowadays

Díscòunt, vîscòunt (*vîcòunt), lôad and brŏad,

Towård, to fŏrward, to (=toô) rewård,

Rícochèted and crôchèting, crôquèt?

Rîght! Yŏur pronunciâtion's OK (*ôkây).

Ròunded, woûnded, griêve and síeve,

Friénd and fiênd, alîve and líve.

Ís yŏur R corréct ín hîgher?

Kêats assërts ít rhŷmes Thalîa.

Hûgh, but húg, and hoòd, but hoôt,

Buŏyant, mínute, bút minûte.

Sây abscíssion wíth precísion,

Nòw: posítion ánd transítion;

Woùld ít tálly wíth mŷ rhŷme

Íf Î méntioned páradîgm?

Twòpence, thréepence, têase are êasy,

But cêase, crêase, grêase and grêasy?

Cŏrnice, nîce, valìse, revîse,

Râbíes, but lúllabîes.

Óf súch púzzling wörds as nåuseous,

Rhŷming wéll wíth cåutious, tŏrtious,

Yoû'll envélop lísts, Î hôpe,

Ín a línen énvelôpe.

Woùld yoû lîke some mŏre? Yoû'll háve ít!

Áffidâvit, Dâvid, dávit.

To [oô] abjûre, to përjure. Shèik

Dòes nót sòund lîke Czéch but âche.

Líberty, lîbrary, hêave and héaven,

Râchel, lóch, moustàche, eléven.

Wê sây hállôwed, bút allòwed,

Pêople, léopard, tôwed but vòwed.

Màrk the dífference, moreôver,

Betwêen mover [oô], plòver, Dôver.

Lêaches, brêeches, wîse, precîse,

Chálíce, bút polìce and lîce,

Cámel, cònstable, únstâble,

Prínciple, discîple, lâbel.

Pétal, pênal, and canál,

Wâit, surmîse, pláit, prómíse, pál,

Sûit, suìte, rûín. Cïrcuít, cónduít

Rhŷme wíth "shïrk ít" and "beyónd ít". —still?

Bút ít ís nót hàrd to téll

Whŷ ít's påll, måll, but Páll Máll.

Múscle, múscular, gâol [= jâil], îron,

Tímber, clîmber, búllion, lîon,

Wörm and stŏrm, chaise [*shézz], châós, chãir,

Sénator, spectâtor, mãyor,

Îvy, prívy, fâmous; clámour

Hás thê Â of dráchm and hámmer.

Pùssy, hússy ánd posséss,

Désert, but desërt, addréss.

Gôlf, wolf [ù], còuntenance, lieuténants

Hŏist ín lieû of flágs léft pénnants.

Coùrier, cŏurtier, tomb [oô], bómb, cômb,

Còw, but Cowper [oô], sòme and hôme.

"Sôlder, sôldier! Blòod ís thícker",

Quôth hê, "than liqueûr ŏr líquor",

Mâking, ít ís sád but trûe,

Ín bravàdo, múch ado [oô].

Strânger dòes nót rhŷme wíth ánger,

Neîther dòes devòur wíth clángour.—neither does anger: *áng-gə

Pîlot, pívot, gåunt, but āunt,

Fónt, frònt, wônt, wånt, gránd and grānt.

Àrsenic, specífic, scênic,

Rélic, rhétoric, hygìênic.

Goòseberry, goôse, and clôse, but clôse,

Páradise, rîse, rôse, and dôse.

Sây invèigh, nèigh, but invêigle, Mâke the látter rhŷme wíth êagle.

       Mînd! Mêándering but mêan, 
       Válentîne and mágazìne. 

Ánd Î bét yoû, dêar, a pénny, Yoû sây máni-(fôld) lîke many [é],

       Whích ís wróng.  Sây râpier, pìêr, 
       Tîer (òne who tîes), but tìêr. 

Àrch, archângel; prây, dòes ërring Rhŷme wíth hérring ŏr wíth stïrring?

       Príson, bîson, tréasure trôve, 
       Trêason, hóver, còver, côve, 

Persevêrance, séverance. Ríbald Rhŷmes (but pîebåld dòesn't) wíth níbbled.

       Phâeton, paêan, gnát, ghåt, gnåw, 
       Lìên, psŷchic, shóne, bône, pshåw. 

Dôn't bê dòwn, mŷ ôwn, but roúgh ít, Ánd distínguish bùffèt, búffet; Broôd, stoòd, roôf, roòk, schoôl, woòl, boôn,

       Worcester [oò], Boleýn, to [oô] impûgn.

Sây ín sòunds corréct and stërling Hëarse, hêar, heàrken, yêar and yëarling yëar and yêarling are about as likely

       Êvil, dévil, mézzotínt, 
       Mînd the Z [zéd]!  (A géntle hínt.)

Nòw yoû nêed nót pây atténtion To [oô] súch sòunds as Î dôn't méntion,

       Sòunds lîke pŏres, påuse, pŏurs and påws, 
       Rhŷming wíth the prônòun yŏurs; 

Nŏr are próper nâmes inclûded, Thôugh Î óften hëard, as yoû díd,

       Fúnny rhŷmes to ûnicŏrn, 
       Yés, yoû knôw them, Våughan and Stråchan       nowadays regularised to *Strákhən

Nô, mŷ mâiden, cŏy and còmely, Î dôn't ẁant to spêak of Chòlmondeley [Chúmley].

       Nô. Yét Froude compãred wíth pròud 
       Ís nô bétter thán McLeod [òu].

But mînd trívial and vîal, Trîpod, mênial, denîal,

       Trôll and trólley, réalm and rêam, 
       Schédule, míschief, schísm, and schême. 				

Àrgil, gíll, Argŷll, gíll. Sůrely Mây bê mâde to rhŷme wíth Råleigh,

       Bút yŏu're nót suppôsed to sây 
       Pìquèt rhŷmes wíth sóbriquèt.

Hád thís ínvalid inválid Wörthless dócuments? Hòw pállid,

       Hòw uncoûth hê, còuchant, loòked, 
       Whén for Pŏrtsmouth Î had boòked! 

Zeûs, Thêbes, Thales, Aphrodîtê, Páramour, enámoured, flîghty,

       Épisôdes, antípodês, 
       Ácquiésce, and óbsequies. 

Plêase dôn't mònkey wíth the gêyser, Dôn't pêel 'tâters wíth mŷ râzor,

       Rāther sây ín áccents pûre: 
       Nâture, státure ánd matûre. 

Pîous, ímpìous, límb, clîmb, glúmly, Worsted [ù], wörsted, crúmbly, dúmbly,

       Cónquer, cónquest, vàse, phâse, fán, 
       Ẁan, sedán and àrtisan. 						

The TH [têe âitch]wíll sůrely troúble you Mŏre than R, CH ŏr W [àh, cêe âitch ŏr doúble-û]

       Sây thén thêse phonétic géms: 
       Thómas, thŷme, Therêsa, Thames [é]. 

Thómpson, Chátham, Wåltham, Stréatham, Thére are mŏre but Î forgét 'em -

       Wâit! Î've gót ít: Ánthony, 
       Lîghten yŏur anxîety. 

Thê archâíc wörd ålbêít Does nót rhŷme wíth èight - yoû sêe ít;

       Wíth and fŏrthwith, òne hás vŏice, 
       Òne hás nót, yoû mâke yŏur chŏice. 

Shoes [oô], gôes, dòes. Nòw fïrst sây: fínger; Thén sây: sínger, gínger, línger.

       Rêal, zêal, mauve [ô], gåuze and gâuge, 
       Márríage, fôlìage, mìràge, âge, 

Hêro, héron, quêry, véry, Párry, tárry, fûry, bury,

       Dòst, lóst, pôst, and dòth, clóth, lôth, 
       Jób, Jôb, blóssom, bosom [ù], ôath. 					

Fåugh, oppúgnant, kêen oppûgners, Bòwing, bôwing, bánjo-tûners

       Hôlm yoû knôw, but nôes, canoes [oô], 
       Pûisnê [poôny], trûísm, ûse [ss], to ûse [z]? 

Thôugh the dífference sêems líttle, Wê sây áctual, but víctual,

       Sêat, swéat, châste, càste, Lêigh, èight, heîght, 
       Pùt, nút, gránite, ánd unîte. 

Rêefer dòes nót rhŷme wíth déafer, Féoffer dòes, and zéphyr, héifer.

       Dúll bùll Géoffrey, Geŏrge ate [é] lâte, 
       Hínt, pînt, sénate, but sedâte. 

Gáelic, Árabic, pacífic, Scottish; or regular Gâelic if Irish Scîence, cónscience, scientífic;

       Toûr, but òur, doûr, súccour, fŏur,
       Gás, alás, and Àrkansås. 

Sây manoeûvre, yacht [ó] and vómit, Néxt omít, whích díffers fróm ít

       Bôna fîdê, álibî 
       Gŷrate, dòwry ánd awrŷ. 	    					

Sêa, idêa, guínea, ãrêa, Psàlm, Marìa, bút malãria.

       Yoûth, sòuth, soúthern, cléanse and clêan, 
       Dóctrine, türpentine, marìne. 

Compãre âlien wíth Itálian, Dándelîon wíth battálion,

       Rálly wíth állŷ; yeâ, yê, 
       Eŷe, Î, ây, aŷe, whèy, kêy, quaỳ!              ây mê, archaic expression of sadness, ây = èh

Sây avër, but éver, fêver, Neîther, léisure, skèin, recêiver.

       Néver guéss - ít ís nót sâfe, 
       Wê sây càlves, válves, hālf, but Râlf. 

Stàrry, gránary, canãry, Crévice, but devîce, and éyrie,

       Fâce, but préface, thén grimâce, 
       Phlégm, phlegmátic, áss, glāss, bâss. 

Báss, làrge, tàrget, gín, gíve, vërging, Ŏught, òust, jòust, and scòur, but scoürging;

       Êar, but ëarn; and ére and téar 
       Do [oô] nót rhŷme wíth hêre but héir.        				

Mînd thê Ô of óff and óften Whích mây bê pronòunced as ŏrphan, scarcely heard nowadays Wíth the sòund of såw and såuce;

       Ålsô sóft, lóst, clóth and cróss. 

Pùdding, púddle, pùtting. Pútting? Yés: at gôlf ít rhŷmes wíth shútting.

       Réspîte, spîte, consént, resént. 
       Lîable, but Pàrliament. 

Séven ís rîght, but sô ís êven, Hŷphen, roúghen, néphew, Stêphen,

       Mònkey, dónkey, clerk [à] and jërk, 
       Ásp, grāsp, ẁasp, demèsne, cŏrk, wörk. 

 of válour, vápid vâpour, S of neŵs [z] (compãre neŵspâper [ss]),

       G of gíbbet [j], gíbbon, gíst [j], 
       Î of ántichrîst and gríst, 

Díffer like divërse and dîvers, Rívers, strîvers, shívers, fîvers.

       Ònce, but nónce, tôll, dóll, but rôll, 
       Pólish, Pôlish, póll and pôll.  					

Pronúnciation - thínk of Psŷchê! - Ís a pâling, stòut and spîky.

       Wôn't ít mâke yoû lose [oô] yŏur wíts 
       Wrîting grôats and sâying 'gríts'? 			                         no longer

Ìt's a dàrk abýss ŏr túnnel Streŵn wíth stônes lîke rôwlock, gúnwale,

       Íslington, and Îsle of Wîght, 
       Hòusewîfe, vërdíct and indîct.

Dôn't yoû thínk sô, rêader, rāther, Sâying lāther, bâther, fàther?

       Fînally, whích rhŷmes wíth enoúgh, 
       Thôugh, throûgh, bòugh, cóugh, hóugh, sòugh, toúgh?? 

Hiccoúgh hás the sòund of súp. Mŷ advîce ís: GÍVE ÍT ÚP!

English Ís Wrîte Dífficult (Anónymous)

Î tâke ít yoû alréady knôw Of toúgh and bòugh and cóugh and dôugh? Òthers mây stúmble, but nót yoû On hiccoúgh, thòrough, slòugh and throûgh. Bewãre of hëard, a dréadful wörd That loòks lîke bêard and sòunds lîke bïrd. And déad: It’s said [é] lîke béd, nót bêad - For goòdness sâke dôn't cåll ít dêed! Ẁatch òut for mêat and greât and thréat... Thèy rhŷme wíth suìte and strâight and débt. A móth ís nót the móth ín mòther, Nŏr bôth ín bóther, nŏr bróth ín bròther. And thére ís nót a mátch for thére, Nŏr dêar and fêar for béar and péar, And thén thére's dôse and rôse and lose [oô], Júst loòk them úp - and goòse and choôse. And cŏrk, and wörk and càrd and wård, And fónt and frònt and wörd and swŏrd, And do [û] and gô, thén thwårt and càrt, Còme, còme, Î’ve hàrdly mâde a stârt! A dréadful lánguage? Whŷ sâkes alîve! Î'd lëarned to tålk ít whén Î was fîve. And yét to wrîte ít, the mŏre Î trîed, Î hádn't lëarned ít at fífty-fîve. Thanks to http://victorian.fortunecity.com/vangogh/555/Spell/chaos.html